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04 2006

Sun, 30 Apr 2006

iTE Chipset Woes

I've given in trying to work around the fundamental brokenness of iTE's shonky chipset (Specifically their IT8212 chipset) and have managed to source and install a Promise IDE controller. So far, neutron (my fileserver) has come up and found all the disks for the RAID sets. (With the IT8212 based card, the RAID1 set would only come up with the disks on the motherboard controller and I would have to manually reassemble the array afterwards to put the rest of the disks in - not a big issue, but something of an inconvenience.)
I'm currently running an fsck against the TB RAID5 volume, due to the ITE chipset writing arse to the disks. Hopefully, this is the end of my instability problems with neutron and she'll go back to being the faithful, reliable workhorse she's been before I sullied her PCI bus with the spawn of some crazed loon in the employ of Integrated Technology Express. Express route to pain and suffering more like... I'd like to let some Chuck Norris pain and suffering be integrated into people who release this crud onto the market.
posted at: 11:07 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Fri, 28 Apr 2006

British Rail Sucks

Again I'm in the station, wanting to make the 12 minute journey to Halifax. Today the train is running 15 mins late (according to the board.) This is even more impressive given that these trains are supposed to run every 15 mins. What a crock of s**t. I will find the next politician who questions why people in Britain don't use public transport and laugh in his/her face!
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posted at: 16:52 | path: /rants | permanent link to this entry

Idiots Learning New Skills

From a conversation on an IRC channel earlier today - made me laugh... (edited to include relevant portions of the conversation only)

<lyda> the great part about working in an office next to a busy intersection is that you get to hear people discovering new things. several times a day i hear people learn about a new feature in their steering wheel...
<Stewie> lyda: the turning feature?
<lyda> Stewie: no, the other steering wheel feature. what happens when you push it.
<lyda> dgold: car horns. i could choose to be annoyed at people who honk for an inordinate amount of time. instead i choose to believe they're idiots learning a new skill...

posted at: 15:03 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Thu, 27 Apr 2006

Programming a Sony Remote Control (RMT-V259)

I have a Panasonic TV and a Sony video recorder - but fortunately Sony were smart enough to allow the video remote control (Model number RMT-V259) to be programmable so that it can also control the TV. Unfortunately, when the batteries run low, it forgets which TV it's supposed to be controlling and stops working :-( To save myself time looking for the manual next time, here's how to program the remote:

  1. Put the selector switch at the top of the remote in 'TV' position.
  2. Hold down the green power / standby button and press the two digit keycode to match your model of TV:
  3. Release the green power / standby button and check that the standby, volume buttons, channel select buttons, etc. all work with the TV.

See how I've been all useful and put the rest of the codes there in case someone else is looking for them - or in case I plug the video into some other TV :-)
posted at: 00:29 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Mon, 24 Apr 2006

eyeToy + Mac = abject failure to do anything useful

Plugging an eyeToy USB camera into my Mac appears to do nothing more than uselessly add it to the enumeration of USB devices. I'm mildly disappointed that noone has ported the D-link drivers to add support for this device on OS X. Oh well: the world is a better place without having to look at me anyway...
posted at: 01:45 | path: /observations | permanent link to this entry

Fri, 21 Apr 2006

Ghostbusters...

Tonight, while watching Ghostbusters II, Sinéad told me that in middle school she had been a Ghostbuster. Well... Gail, Lindsey, Julia and herself had performed a dance to the theme tune of Ghostbusters. I am ashamed.
posted at: 22:10 | path: | permanent link to this entry

How to confuse small children #39

When the strange presenters of Tikkabilla on CBeebies tell the four year old about rubber ducks floating in the bath, point out (helpfully) that ducks float because they are a witch.
I blame Monty Python for this - and am willing to suffer the wrath of the mother when she discovers what nonsense I'm filling her child's head with - all in the name of comedy ;-)
posted at: 14:44 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Wed, 19 Apr 2006

Blog Search Function

As some of the more pedantic readers of my blog pointed out, the search function is not now at the top of the sidebar, as previously claimed, but rather somewhere in the middle.
Yes! I moved it. I think it fits better where it is.
That is all.
posted at: 13:09 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Tue, 18 Apr 2006

Link(s) of the Day

In the tradition of not actually providing any useful material whatsoever, here's another collection of vastly amusing - yet completely content free, or at least of limited use - links. Yay me!

http://www.livingstonmontana.com/access/dan/191magicswitch.html
I was recently reminded of the Magic / More Magic switch located on the MIT campus - an amusing story and well worth a read.
http://www.ddj.com/184403996
I've not used VB for a while, though I did start my commercial career as a software developer with VB3 and worked right through to VB6 (when I took the opportunity to shift to *NIX platforms.) It's always nice to have a technical article that has me smiling and nodding in agreement while reading through it :-)
http://stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/html/derekandclive.htm
Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore) were mentioned on a program last night as having been censored during the 80's in Britain. Of course, I had to have a look to see what the fuss was about. The link has some recordings and some scripts (with outtakes and cuts marked) which are excessively vulgar, but very very funny.

posted at: 15:37 | path: /lotd | permanent link to this entry

Blog Search Function

A few times of late, I've noticed that my blog has reached some kind of critical mass whereby I cannot easily find an entry I'm looking for - without relying on the power of grep or similar, that is. A small amount of perl later and I have a very basic search function, that also (helpfully???) highlights where it finds matches. This is still quite buggy, but it's good enough for an initial release. It's something I'll work on as time permits over the next few weeks.
You can check out the shiny new search box at the top of the side-bar at www.signal2noise.co.uk/blog .
posted at: 02:48 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Sat, 15 Apr 2006

Things People Say

Heard while taping cables down 5 minutes before curtain from an entering little old lady:

little old lady #1: "Do you think that's where the piano will be?"
little old lady #2: "Well that's where it is now, I suppose."
I had just wired in a bunch of mics and a pair of stage monitors around the rather heavy piano - I certainly wasn't going to be moving it. People amuse me :-)
posted at: 20:35 | path: | permanent link to this entry

The Quality of British Rail

Today was the first time in months that I took a train. I was impressed to see that absolutely nothing has appeared to have changed as the train utterly failed to appear at the designated time. I rechecked the board and a "Running 8 minutes late" had appeared. The train arrived 11 minutes late and departed a full 13 minutes after the scheduled time. I was going one stop - 12 minutes.
It's good to see that after a significant break from the daily hell of public transport in Britain, the train service can still be relied upon to be utterly pants.
posted at: 17:30 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Fri, 14 Apr 2006

Link(s) of the Day

Raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens, ... yadda, yadda, yadda... there are a few of my favourite links:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6176491654107670145
Mkae sure you have the 12 minutes required to watch every single one of the creations in this video. Some are simple, some must have taken many hours to work out and set up just right - all are tremendously entertaining.

posted at: 02:31 | path: /lotd | permanent link to this entry

Thu, 13 Apr 2006

Link(s) of the Day

Far more important Creme Egg links (from my sister, who thinks I need to be edumacated regarding the delicious yumminess of gooey candy treats.)

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/j0nnyspence/egg/index.html
How to make a giant creme egg.
http://shmivejournal.livejournal.com/125746.html
How to make a Cadbury's Creme Egg cake.

posted at: 10:42 | path: /lotd | permanent link to this entry

Wed, 12 Apr 2006

One man's commentary on Ryan Air's 'terror' incident today

Regarding Ryan Air diverting a plane to Prestwick (it was supposed to land in Dublin) today:
[17:27] <kevin> a ryan air flight had a security alert due to a suspect package in the last few minutes. at a guess i'm going to say the package contained books and pamphlets on good customer service, how to maintain decent employee relations and info on how to start a union.
[17:28] <davew> kevin: you're a cynical, vicious man. i commend you :)

posted at: 17:39 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Link(s) of the Day

http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0771/
A tribute to the humble Cadbury's Creme Egg. My sister has long been a leading experimental scientist, testing the limits of what can, and cannot, be done with these little pieces of heaven... Wait - isn't that Fry's Chocolate Creme? - Who cares... Mmmmm , so delicious.../dd>
http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/badgers_arse.html
This made me laugh so I've put it here to amuse Sinéad specifically, and all you lot generally. Be amused! Do it! I insist on amusement.
http://www.catteacorner.com/dragosteadintei.htm
Translated lyrics for the Numa Numa Song that has swept through the internet like a webcam-tastic breath of (not so?) fresh air... or something.... definitely something.

posted at: 17:13 | path: /lotd | permanent link to this entry

resize2fs

Today I have observed that enlarging an ext3 volume is quite quick. Making one smaller is quite slow. (In fairness, I did pop 127GB of test data on it...)

ho...hum...
I have also observed that Babylon 5 is still great - and Infection (Caution: Spoilers!) is one of my favourite episodes. Yes! I'm sad - I have favourite espisodes of B5. *cry* etc.
posted at: 04:26 | path: /observations | permanent link to this entry

Thanks to #linux

A particular note of thanks to bfree, paul (Jakma), dredg and others, who gave of their time to assist me in working around some of the most God-awful hardware I've ever had the displeasure to use. I'll write up a full report at some other time, but the long and the short of it is to avoid iTE chipsets, particularly the IT8212, like the plague. They are shonky pieces of broken tat. In my case, the card managed to completely 'remove' the SCSI card and any devices attached to it at boot time - not hugely useful if you want to boot from a SCSI attached disk...
Thanks guys.
posted at: 04:04 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Tue, 11 Apr 2006

Mac OS X Keyboard - fin

Honest - last posting on the subject. I realised I'd accidentally assigned the backtick incorrectly to be associated with the Shift modifier. Confused the hell out of me while writing some bash script on my Mac today. I've updated the keyboard layout file with the correction. Hopefully that's the last of the bugs worked out of it - and I'm typing much faster and using backspace a lot less on my Mac now - it's all good :-)
posted at: 02:15 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Mon, 10 Apr 2006

Holy Fuck!!!

Can people not make computer hardware that just works?!?!? Installation of some new ATA/133 cables makes the PCI IDE card detect a drive on the secondary bus, but when I transfer significant data to it, it craps itself. Great!
I've been kinda suspecting that the IDE card I got has been broken though, so I had purchased a replacement. I'll not comment on the stupidity of where they placed the IDE connectors on this card (clue: they're surface instead of edge mounted - which meant insufficient space to put connectors on and use the next PCI slot at the same time - How... Fucking... Intelligent!)
Replacing the IDE card revealed the following:

  1. It's another fscking IDE RAID card. I don't bloody WANT RAID!!! I have software raid. Stop foisting shitty hardware RAID solutions on me. I just want normal, honest to goodness, working, IDE channels. kthxbye!
  2. This card detects all the drives (Yay!) but:
  3. plays some BIOS hackery to put "ATA133RAID" as a boot option in my BIOS (which is nice, maybe, if I wanted to boot off it at some point...)
  4. BUT (and this takes the biscuit!) somehow fucks over my ability to boot off my SCSI card, which happens to have my boot disk on it.
How.... Fucking.... Very... Special!!!...

I am now of the opinion that iTE chipsets suck 'teh cocck' (as Euan would so aptly put it) and that I'm never again going to have a working fileserver without some kind of sacraficial rite involving goats, chickens, some kind of voodoo and the blood of some aria employee who keeps forgetting to mention that the IDE PCI cards they sell have RAID and/or the fscking ghey!
I am singularly unimpressed with computers!

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posted at: 18:17 | path: /rants | permanent link to this entry

The Apple Keyboard - part deux!

I have finally tackled and overcome my issues with the iBook keyboard. Thanks to some more poking on the internet I came across Ukelele which allows you to build up the XML keyboard definition files using a graphical editor. Starting from a UK keyboard layout, I've managed to put all the keys that I could think of (or at least the ones that were annoying me the most) in the right places. I am now happy.
To save any other Irish or United Kingdom keyboard users the hassle, just:

  1. grab my Keyboard Layout file (zip archive)
  2. and unzip it into your /Library/Keyboard Layouts/ directory.
  3. Log out and log back in again (or restart your machine) to reload the keyboard layouts available.
  4. Now you've logged back in again, go to System Preferences and select International.
  5. In the Input Menu you should now have a keyboard called IRE-gareth. This is set up as a Roman script keyboard type, since Mac OS X requires it, AFAICS.
Enjoy. I will update the icon to not include the little 'U' that implies 'unicode' but that's a job for another day :-)
posted at: 00:59 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

Sun, 09 Apr 2006

Today's Lesson

When a small child, under pressure of interrogation, admits she's put a "small bit of toilet paper" down the sink plug hole, don't assume that your definition of small and hers tally in any meaningful way.
posted at: 19:47 | path: /observations | permanent link to this entry

Whoops!

The feature length pilot episode of Babylon 5 I watched last night was, of course, The Gathering, and not In The Beginning as I stated earlier this morning. Though both DVDs occupy space on my shelves.
I suspect there is a lesson to be learned from this - possibly something about not staying up until 4:10am and writing blog postings at that late hour... ;-)
posted at: 14:59 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Babylon 5

I just recently received the 5th and final season box set of Babylon 5 and since I'm the self-professed SF fan that I am, I've decided to try and watch the entire thing from the start again. Tonight was the turn of the feature length pilot episode, "In The Beginning."
It's good stuff. I'm looking forward to the next 100 hours or so of it. Now, off to bed to read some Iain M. Banks - specifically "Feersum Endjinn."
posted at: 04:10 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Sat, 08 Apr 2006

Cock and Bottle Session

Thanks to the many people who turned up for the Saturday session - lots of new faces and instruments, which is always nice to see. I'm working on the website and will bring my camera at some point to grab some more up to date photos of the people turning up and playing.
I didn't get a chance to talk with Peter (the ever helpful landlord) but I will see about moving to a larger room as our numbers seem to have outgrown the snug. Also, I have some conflicting views on whether the pub is closed next week, or not. A member of bar staff pointed out that as far as she knew, she was working all next week and that the person who helpfully informed us may have, in fact, been drunk. I'll e-mail people with information soon, but I'm currently assuming that the session is going to go ahead as normal.
For those of you who dont know what I'm talking about: Sinéad and I run a traditional Irish music session in a local pub every Saturday afternoon. Things will all become clear when I publish the website ;-)
posted at: 23:49 | path: /music | permanent link to this entry

Fri, 07 Apr 2006

Link(s) of the Day

Bringing the most 'unique' parts of the internet to you... or something... definitely something...

http://www.ceilingcat.com/
Thanks to Ruari for that. I really don't know what this would ever be useful for, but if I ever find out, I now know where to find a ceiling cat.

posted at: 20:00 | path: /lotd | permanent link to this entry

Third Time's The Charm

I'm now on the third server chassis with Hetzner and I'm hoping this one will just work. I'm going to let some tests run for a week or so before migrating any live content over again.
posted at: 12:32 | path: /technical | permanent link to this entry

I HATE computers

They really really suck! My Hetzner server has died again - it's certainly looking like a hardware issue now, which will mean I'm on to my THIRD server with them in an attempt to find one that works.
To add insult to injury, neutron (my main fileserver here at home) died last night as well. Last timestamp on my monitoring system was 2006-04-07 07:29:35, at which point in time nothing exciting happens - though I am somewhat suspicious that the e-mail regarding the backup of skynet was not sent through - so it could be a PCI IDE card issue (Replacement is on order to see if that's the issue.)
In short, computer hardware sucks. It should just work, and doesn't - for no good reason. wah wah wah wah wah wah! Bugger!
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posted at: 09:14 | path: /rants | permanent link to this entry

Wed, 05 Apr 2006

Server down - again...

I would quite like to be developing a website right now - but my shiny new server from Hetzner has died - again. I've already had the hardware replaced due to the first server allocated just randomly crashing. And now, 4 days later, the next server dies for no apparent reason too. Their service seems to be pretty good - each time I've requested a manual reboot it's been done within 15 minutes - but my blog has been down from 6am this morning until I realised it was missing after lunch. Fortunately, I've not migrated any serious services (No, I don't take this blog too seriously ;-) ) over to it yet - but things are not boding well.
I've set Stress running for a couple of hours on the system now - so hopefully I'll see a replication of the failure and get somewhere close to figuring out if I've got another faulty chassis.
posted at: 15:45 | path: /rants | permanent link to this entry

Tue, 04 Apr 2006

Migrating servers

And the blog is migrated... mostly... to a new server. Both old and new servers are running in parallel now so there shouldn't be a break in service for those of you who read the shonky tat I irregularly scribble here. I have learned a couple of things from this:

  1. Separation of DNS machine names and service names is a good thing - I'm glad I had done this a long time ago.
  2. Apache vhosts are for teh win! As is the ReWrite engine.
  3. DNS propagation delays are a PITA, even when you prepare and set the TTL to be low. I guess the main issue is DNS cache servers that ignore small TTLs and up them despite being asked politely and RFC compliantly not to.
  4. Mac keyboards are tremendously irritating with their shifted ", | (pipe), @, etc. I WILL figure out the overly complex keymapping language they use and make the keyboard on my iBook work the way I want it to before I go completely insane.

posted at: 18:09 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Mon, 03 Apr 2006

Bigger, better, faster, stronger, ...

I'm migrating my blog to a bigger and better , faster and shinier server - so response times for pages should improve greatly over the next few days. The current blog is/was running on a somewhat overloaded PIII class machine, which was also hosting a number of other CPU / I/O heavy dynamic sites. I'm still going to use blosxom as my blogging platform of choice, largely because it's perl and I've made some customisations that I quite like now. Niall has provided me with some details on how he got comments using blosxom, so I'll look into a method of adding feedback in the near future as well. Thanks for that Niall! :-)
New blog services will be served by an AMD Sempron 3000+, so it'll be a noticeable difference for anyone reading my blog locally.
posted at: 18:25 | path: | permanent link to this entry

Sun, 02 Apr 2006

Secret Machines live at Leeds Met, 1st April 2006

I've been to many gigs where the sound technician's primary goal seems to be to render the entire audience deaf - in fact, young people today seem to measure how good a gig was by the numbmer of days they lose their hearing for. This gig was no exception, though after about 8 or 9 tracks the sound tech. did manage to achieve a rather satisfactory balance (everything was equally too loud) which I rather enjoyed through my -16dB ear protection.
This is the first gig I've attended where the lighting technician appears to have taken on the challenge of blinding the entire crowd - and doing a fair to middling job of achieving success! I've been dealing with lighting for years now, though I still consider myself to be an amateur- but along the way I've picked up a few 'rules' that were completely ignored tonight.

  1. Light the performers, not the audience (in general) - every piece of lighting bar three LED colour changers at stage level were pointing at the audience. There was no front wash. I spent the entire evening watching some silouettes play on stage...
  2. Blinders are to be used sparingly, if at all - entire choruses were just a wall of blinder from the stage, which meant I couldn't even look directly at the stage to see the silouettes mentioned in point 1.

Suffice it to say, I was pretty unimpressed with the lighting as a whole, though there were some inspired moments and sequences throughout the evening. You have to learn the rules of how to light a show before breaking them and I rather suspect this point has been bypassed by the designer of this show.
The Secret Machines (warning! Flash laden music playing website nonsense) themselves were largely technically good, but mostly failed to get the audience going or maintain a plateau of audience attention when they did manage to grab them. The very few sparse comments between numbers and the half-hearted aside regarding it being nice to be back in Leeds made little headway towards enrapturing the crowd. The fact that shadows rather than people appeared to be performing probably didn't help either.
I enjoyed the gig, despite it's shortcomings. The big question is whether I'd go to see them live again. After tonight's lighting show: definitely not. But what if they got a different lighting designer? I don't honestly know - though probably not. I don't feel I got anything more out of the evening than I would have had I listened to their CD.
posted at: 04:31 | path: /music | permanent link to this entry

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